http://colunistas.ig.com.br/jorgedacunhalima/2009/06/29/vossa-excelencia-nao-nos-decepcionou/ Em busca da ignorância perdida Fri, 27 Nov 2009 06:27:42 -0200 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://colunistas.ig.com.br/jorgedacunhalima/2009/06/29/vossa-excelencia-nao-nos-decepcionou/comment-page-1/#comment-16839 fábio Mon, 29 Jun 2009 23:40:12 +0000 http://colunistas.ig.com.br/jorgedacunhalima/?p=4611#comment-16839 ......................................................................................................................... ........................................................................................................................ ........................................................................................................................ .........................................................É, ......................................................................................................................... ...................................................jórginho....! ......................................................................................................................... ..................................................Pelo visto, .......................................................seu, ....................................................................... ............................................... "curriculun" ....................................................................... ...........................................................é ........................................................bem, ......................................................................................................................... .................................................." cattóllicun", ......................................................................................................................... .......................................................heim?! ......................................................................................................................... ......................................................................................................................... ......................................................Estudou ..........................................................no, ............................................................................... ................................................" SÃO BENTO", ............................................................................... ......................................................depois, ............................................................................... ..........................................................no ........................................................largo, ................................................................................ ............................................"SÃO FRANCISCO" ............................................................................... ............................................................e .................................................................................. .......................................................finalizou ................................................................................. .........................................................com ............................................................o, ........................................................................................................................ .............................................." padre anchieta..". ........................................................................................................................ ....................................................................................................................... ...............................................Nóssa senhóra...!? ....................................................................................................................... ........................................................................................................................ ..........................................Só faltava,... você usar um ........................................................................................................................ ........................................................ "nick", ........................................................................................................................ ...........................................................de, ......................................................................................................................... ......................................................................................................................... ................................................" são",..... jórginho. ......................................................................................................................... ........................................................................................................................ ........................................................................................................................ .....................Sê bem que,..... esses "títulos" apostólicos, ........................................................................................................................ ..............................................pódem servir ........................................................de, ........................................................................................................................ ...........................................CONTRA-próva, ........................................................................................................................ ................................quando você tivér que acertar, ...................................................................................... .................................................".CONTAS" ...................................................................................... ........................................................no, ...............................................pós-mórtem, ....................................................................................................................... ........................................................né? ....................................................................................................................... ........................................................................................................................ .....................................................Tipus.....!? ........................................................................................................................ ........................................................................................................................ ...................................O capeta,......... pergunta...? ........................................................................................................................ .............................................." UÉ,..jórginho, ........................................................................................................................ .........................você estudou com esse monte de santo ............................................................e ................................................... depois só, ........................................................................................................................ .................................................... aprontô...?.." ........................................................................................................................ ........................................................................................................................ ........................................................................................................................ .........jórginho...:.." sabe qui é seu Lúcifer,.....a carne é fraca...." ........................................................................................................................ ........capeta.......:..." é..?....é,.. fraca...? ....................................................................................................................... .........jórginho....: " é eu éra bem intencionado,....mãns,......" ...................................................................................................................... .........capeta.......:..." iiiiii,....num me vem com esse papinho ..................................................de boa intenção,....não ................................................................hein..." ........................................................................................................................ .........jórginho....:..." mas seu,....Lúcifer,.....eu,....juro por...." ........................................................................................................................ .........capeta.......:..." póóóóó pará,....côa,.. ladainha..." ........................................................................................................................ .........jórginho.....:.." mas qui qui vai sê di mim,.....agóra...?" ........................................................................................................................ ........capeta........:......." bom,...aqui no inférno,....é assim, ...................................................cê tem duas pórtas, .....................................................só póde escolhê, ........................................................................................................................ ...............................................................UMA." ........................................................................................................................ ......jórginho......:..." ái meu deus,....quéro dizê,..meu lúcifer, ..........................................................me dá uma , ...............................................................díca....?" ........................................................................................................................ .....capeta.........:...." ó,..........a da direita entrô ................................................................................ ...............................................o robérto marinho, ...............................................o flavio cavalcante, ...............................................o jóta silvéstre, ...............................................o carlos lacérda, ...............................................o seu Frias,.... ......................................................................................................................... .....jórginho.....:...." affff,.....maria,...e a da,.... esquerda...?..." ........................................................................................................................ ......capeta.......:.........." ólha,...a da esquerda,....hunn.. ........................................................................................................................ ....................................................sabe que eu, ......................................................................................................................... ...................................................num lembro....?! ........................................................................................................................ .....jórginho.....:......" ãnh,...então eu quéro a da esquerda.." ........................................................................................................................ ....................................................................................................................... ..........................Aí o capeta abre a pórta da esquerda, ............................................................................................. .............................................jórginho titubeia, ............................................................................................. ...............................................mas o capeta, ........................................................................................................................ ................................................. EMPURRA, ........................................................................................................................ ............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh..!!!! ........................................................................................................................ ....................................................................................................................... ..................................Lá vai,....jórginho,.....prô fundo,.....! ......................................................................................................................... ...................Quando o capeta fécha a pórta,....ele lembra...! ......................................................................................................................... ............................................" vichiiiii,..........mãe.." ......................................................................................................................... ...............Abre a pórta correndo de novo e grita lá prá baixo : ........................................................................................................................ ................................................" LEMBREI, ......................................................................................................................... ........................................................foi o, ........................................................................................................................ ......................................GLAUBER RÓÓÓÓÓCHA ......................................................................................................................... ...................................................qui entrô...." ......................................................................................................................... ......................................................................................................................... ......................................................................................................................... ………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
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…………………………………………..Pelo visto,
……………………………………………….seu,
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……………………………………….. “curriculun”
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……………………………………………….heim?!
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………………………………………………Estudou
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…………………………………………” SÃO BENTO”,
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………………………………………………depois,
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……………………………………..”SÃO FRANCISCO”
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……………………………………………….finalizou
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………………………………………..Nóssa senhóra…!?
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……………………………………Só faltava,… você usar um
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……………………………………………….. “nick”,
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…………………………………………” são”,….. jórginho.
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…………………Sê bem que,….. esses “títulos” apostólicos,
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……………………………………….pódem servir
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…………………………………….CONTRA-próva,
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…………………………..quando você tivér que acertar,
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………………………………………….”.CONTAS”
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………………………………………..pós-mórtem,
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………………………………………………..né?
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……………………………………….” UÉ,..jórginho,
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…………………….você estudou com esse monte de santo
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……………………………………………. aprontô…?..”
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………jórginho…:..” sabe qui é seu Lúcifer,…..a carne é fraca….”
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……..capeta…….:…” é..?….é,.. fraca…?
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………jórginho….: ” é eu éra bem intencionado,….mãns,……”
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………capeta…….:…” iiiiii,….num me vem com esse papinho
…………………………………………..de boa intenção,….não
……………………………………………………….hein…”
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………jórginho….:…” mas seu,….Lúcifer,…..eu,….juro por….”
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………capeta…….:…” póóóóó pará,….côa,.. ladainha…”
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………jórginho…..:..” mas qui qui vai sê di mim,…..agóra…?”
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……..capeta……..:…….” bom,…aqui no inférno,….é assim,
……………………………………………cê tem duas pórtas,
……………………………………………..só póde escolhê,
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………………………………………………………UMA.”
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……jórginho……:…” ái meu deus,….quéro dizê,..meu lúcifer,
………………………………………………….me dá uma ,
………………………………………………………díca….?”
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…..capeta………:….” ó,……….a da direita entrô
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………………………………………..o robérto marinho,
………………………………………..o flavio cavalcante,
………………………………………..o jóta silvéstre,
………………………………………..o carlos lacérda,
………………………………………..o seu Frias,….
………………………………………………………………………………………………………….
…..jórginho…..:….” affff,…..maria,…e a da,…. esquerda…?…”
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……capeta…….:……….” ólha,…a da esquerda,….hunn..
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…………………………………………….sabe que eu,
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……………………………………………num lembro….?!
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…..jórginho…..:……” ãnh,…então eu quéro a da esquerda..”
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……………………..Aí o capeta abre a pórta da esquerda,
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………………………………………jórginho titubeia,
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………………………………………..mas o capeta,
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…………………………………………. EMPURRA,
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…………aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh..!!!!
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…………………………….Lá vai,….jórginho,…..prô fundo,…..!
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……………….Quando o capeta fécha a pórta,….ele lembra…!
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……………………………………..” vichiiiii,……….mãe..”
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……………Abre a pórta correndo de novo e grita lá prá baixo :
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…………………………………………” LEMBREI,
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………………………………………………..foi o,
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………………………………..GLAUBER RÓÓÓÓÓCHA
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……………………………………………qui entrô….”
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